An Affair

A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, who was about to be cremated, he made an amazing discovery. Schwartz had the longest private part he had ever seen. “I’m sorry Mr. Schwartz,” said the mortician, “but I can’t send you off to be cremated with a tremendously huge private part like this. It has to be saved for posterity.” With that, the coroner used his tools to remove the dead man’s scaling. He stuffed his prize into a briefcase and took it home. The first person he showed it to was his wife. “I have something to show you that you won’t believe,” he said, and opened up his briefcase. “Oh my God!” the wife screamed, “Schwartz is dead!”

dalemonyo:

1. Kisama - Japanese
2. As to thialo - Greek
3. Dorme mecum - Latin
4. Javla - Swidish
5. Fick dich - German
6. Cao ni - Mandarin
7. Fuck you - English
8. Ssibal - Korean
9. Chodela - Hindi
10. PUTANG INA MONG HAYOP KANG ANIMAL KA MAMATAY KA NGAYON DIN PAKYU KA ULOL BOBO NANAY MO TANGA TATAY MO ULOL KA MAG PAKAYLANMAN!! - Filipino

can’t wait for this movie lol

dreeeeei:

LOL THIS IS FUNNEEEY

patreekstar:

is NOT you are damnit.

Example:

Person A: Hi your dumb.

Person B: My dumb?

cuz its just what it is

archieboyyy:

kbury:

hmm..

Lol YUP! This is dope.

 Pretty much true

Ladies- Sit around talking. Catching up, gossiping.

Mens-Get drunk, laugh loud, talk, sing karaoke

Teens- Stay in one area, eat , talk.

Little Children- Running around and screaming like there’s no tomorrow.

Grandparents- asking “are you hungry?” ” Did you eat yet?”

A normal Filipino party

ryan going down the hill on the sled. it’s so funny that i couldn’t hold the camera right. lol